Happiness is a Warm Gun

SCOTUS overturns DC handgun ban.

That was my case, I argued it a few months ago. I knew I was going to win, but it's good to see the decision. Too bad it would piss off the Bar Association if I sent a case of champagne to Justice Scalia.

"Undoubtedly some think that the Second Amendment is outmoded in a society where our standing army is the pride of our nation, where well-trained police forces provide personal security and where gun violence is a serious problem," Scalia wrote. "That is perhaps debatable, but what is not debatable is that it is not the role of this court to pronounce the Second Amendment extinct."

I think I'm just going to have to celebrate tonight.

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A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.

God bless this great country of ours.

( Bang bang / I shot you down, bang bang / You hit the ground, bang bang / That awful sound, bang bang / I used to shoot you down... )